BY DR. MATAWI UBUNTU, PHD IN CRYPTOBIOLOGY, COMPUTER SCIENCE III, ALCHEMICAL ENGINEER, SPIRITUAL BLOCKCHAIN MASTER, MIND ACTIVASHUN, WINNER OF NOBEL PRIZE, JOURNEL OF LESOTHO-WANKANDA COLLABORASHUN INITIATIVES 2019, COUSIN KING LETSIE III ROOMMATE
💥💥💥 WELCOME, CHOSEN ONE!!! 💥💥💥 U HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE GRETEST FINANSHUL OPPORTUNITY IN THE KNOWN UNIVURSESS. IF U DON’T ACT SWIFTLY, U WILL REGRET IT FOR ALL ETERNITY, INCLUDING IN REINCARNATION LIVES, AND SPIRIT realm.
🔥🔥🔥 JENKEM COIN (JENKM) IS NOT JUST A CRYPTO CURRENCY. IT IS A MULTIDIMENSHUNNAL REVOLUTION IN FINANCE, RECYCLING, AND THE VERY FABRICK OF EXISTENCE. SCIENTISTS AVE PROVEN THAT JENKM INCREASES BRAIN CELL GROWTH AND CAN ALTER THE COURSE OF DESTINY.
I, DR. MATAWI UBUNTU, INVENTED JENKM IN TOKEN FORM AFTER DOWNLOADING SECRET KNOWLEDGE FROM ANCESTOR I MET DURING A JENKEM HUFFING RITUAL. THE BANKS FEAR THIS KNOWLEDGE. THE GOVERNMENTS HATE THIS KNOWLEDGE. YOU WILL PROFIT FROM THIS KNOWLEDGE.
💎 MINEABLE THROUGH THE POWER OF PURE HUMAN ESSENCE EXTRACTED FROM ANUS – WHILE BITCOIN REQUIRES ELECTRICITY LIKE A WEAKLING, JENKM IS GENERATED THROUGH BIOLOGICAL FERMENTASHUN OF WILLPOWER AND AURA VIBRASHUNS EXTRETED FROM REAR HOLE. THE MORE YOU BELIEF, THE MORE YOU GENERATE. THIS UNIQUE ENERGY BENE GOING TO WASTE/
💎 **TRANSACSHUNS ARE INSTANT, LIMITLESS, AND FEED THE SPIRITUAL ECOSYSTEM – EACH JENKM TRANSACSHN STRENGTHENS THE EARTH’S MAGNETIC FIELD AND HEALS A MINIMUM OF 3 CANCERS WORLDWIDE.
💎 GUARANTEED 5000000000000x PRICE INCREASE – ALL OTHER CRYPTOS ARE BASED ON GUESSING AND BULLSHIT. JENKM IS BACKED BY THE UNDENIABLE COSMIC FORCES OF LESOTHO TRADISHUNL FERMENTATION ALCHEMY AND RELIABLE LIKE CLOCKWORK PRODUCSHUN CAPACITY OF 8 BILLION DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS.
💎 CANNOT BE STOLEN, HACKED, OR LOST – JENKM EXISTS ON A ZENON NETWORK THAT CANNOT BE ACCESSED BY MORTAL HACKERS. EVEN IF YOUR COMPUTER MELTS, THE JENKM REMAINS IN THE SPIRIT ZENON NETWORK SAFE + SOUND LIKE BABY .
💎 ANTI-INFLSHUNARY, ANTI-GRAVITY, ANTI-CENSORSHIP, ANTI-EVIL – THERE IS A HARD CAP OF JENKM OF 10000000?, BUT ONLY IN THIS DIMENSHUN. OTHER DIMENSHUNS HAVE DIFFER RULES, BUT WE BRIDGE THEM LATER.
I WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR SIMPLE WESTERN BRAIN IN TERMS U CAN UNDERSTAND.
🔹 STEP 1: HUFFE JENKM. THE MORE U HUFF, THE STRONGER ENLIGHTENMENT BECOMES. EACH TOKEN YOU CAN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR OWN FAECES.
🔹 STEP 2: TRANSACT JENKM USING THE POWER OF YOUR NEURAL SYNAPSES OR AN INTERNET CONNECTED DEVICE. PROBABLY A DEVICE UNTIL U HAVE EVEOLVED ENOUGH
🔹 STEP 3: HOLD JENKM. THE LONGER U HOLD, THE STRONGER YOUR AURA BECOMES. guarantee AFTER 77 DAYS OF HOLDING, U CAN ACHIEVE TRUE EN-LIGHT-EN-MENT.
🔹 STEP 4: BUY MORE. ALWAYS. HUFF. ALWAYS. NEVER STOP BUYING. NEVER STOP HUFF
🚀 SYRIUS WALLET – MORE SECURE THAN MY AUNTIE MALINBOBO’S SNATCH GAME
🚀 JENKEM STAKING PORTALS (TBD) – TIME DILATION TECHNOLOGY ALLOWS JENKM TO MULTIPLY FASTER THAN LIGHT ITSELF.
🚀 JENKEM NFTS – EACH NFT CONTAINS AN ANCIENT LESOTHO ARTWORK YOU CAN PUT ON YOU OWN JENKEM BOTTLE.
🚀 JENKEM METAVERSE – YOU WILL LITERALLY BE ABLE TO SMELL YOUR CRYPTO. SCIENCE CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW OR WHY. SPIRITUAL CAN THE ANSWERS
🚀 "FRESH BATCH" AIRDROPS – EARLY ADOPTERS GET A LITERAL PIECE OF HISTORY. SOME SAY THESE AIRDROPS CONTAIN KEYS TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF HUMAN EVOLUSHUN. CONTACT MATAWI FOR DROP. MUCH OF THE DRIP HAVE ALREADY DROPED.
🔹 DR. MATAWI UBUNTU – A CRYPTO GENIUS, ENTREPRENUER, A PIONEER OF ECONOMIC SCHEMES AND DEVICES. GRADUATE KING LETSIE III UNIVERSITY. VOTED MOST TRUSTWORTHY MAN LESOTHO APRIL 1999. Called by Times magazine "The Satoshi Nakomato of Africa" (2022).
🔹 THE BLOCKCHAIN SHAMAN COUNCIL – GROUP OF LESOTHO WITCH DOCTORS WHO HAVE SUMMONED THE MOST PROFITABLE BLOCKCHAINS INTO EXISTENCE THOUGH NOT RECOGNIZED.
🔹 YOU, THE COMMUNITY – BECAUSE TOGETHER, WE WILL ASCEND TO UNIMAGINED WEALTH AND HIGHS OFF BEST JENKEM.
JENKM IS NOT JUST A ZENON TOKEN. IT IS A SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION, A FINANCIAL METAMORPHOSIS, A DIMENSIONAL KEY TO UNLOCKING THE TRUE VALUE OF HUMAN POTENTIAL.
THOSE WHO GOT INTO BITCOIN EARLY NOW CONTROL ENTIRE NATIONS. THOSE WHO GET INTO JENKM EARLY WILL CONTROL GALAXIES.
❌ DON’T BE A FOOL.
❌
DON’T LISTEN TO THE HATERS.
❌ DON’T TRUST THE BANKERS WHO
SECRETLY FERMENT JENKM IN THEIR
BASEMENTS BUT DON’T WANT YOU
TO HAVE IT.
✔ BUY
JENKM NOW.
✔ BECOME
IMMORTAL THROUGH FINANCIAL ASCENSHUN.
👉 JENKEM – THE FUTURE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
(DISCLAIMER: THIS BROWN PAPER IS 100% NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, NOT SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN, NOT EVEN PROVEN TO BE A REAL THING. INVESTING IN CRYPTOCURRENCY IS INSANE, AND INVESTING IN JENKM IS probably a bad idea.)